遊星B612號

well, i'm lazy enough to translate this log, which i've published on hi5 earlier, into chinese. so if you really don't wanna read, it's ok!
the point of this diary is "老娘生平第一次被搭訕，還是一個30歲比我矮的小胖男人..."

well, though i don't really want to, but i think i'd better write this down to tribute to this stupid man.

i'm doing a part-time work in a beverage shop which my cousin opened. and i've worked there for a half year.

not long times ago (maybe last week? i've forgot! anyway~), a few guys stepped into our shop, i recoganized one of them, he came often! after ordering their drinks, one of the crew talked to me,

he said: "hey girl, this guy (pointed that frequenter) has noticed you for long time almost since the first day you came to this shop."

me: "oh! really! i know he comes here often. thanks a lot"

then the man continued: "yes. and you know what! actually he likes you pretty much! he wants to be your friend, is that ok?"

me: "(embarassingly) um... sure, why not"

that man said: "his name is a-guo, and he's 30. and he's an IT engineer of our company. what about you?"

me: "you can just call me Joy, J-O-Y, joy, i'm 23."
well but i was thinking about "30? i thought you were 40!!"

after some boring talks, they left.
what the hell.... i thought....@@"

then TODAY, those boring guys came again.
he greeted me and i replied for polite.
frankly, i really don't wanna see him shows up in my working shop...

anyway, before they left, that "a-guo" ordered another 2 cups of coffee for his private own, and talked to me by the chance.

a-guo:" may i ask you for dinner?"

me: "well i'm really busy recently."

a-guo: "why? are you still a student?"

me: "uh...kindda. i'm preparing the entry exam of graduate school. so i don't have plenty of free time to hang out"

a-guo: "oh... then...what about after your exam?"

me: "maybe.(but actually what i thought in mind is: after the exam i'll be no more here! haha!!)"

a-guo: " that's good! um...may i have your phone number?"

me: " (with a friendly fake smile on my face) well.... of course, no way!"

a-guo: " really? no?"

me: " uh-huh, no."

a-guo:" alright.... thanks"

oh gosh!! i really wanna tell him that i'm lesbian, but i can't tell so, coz my cousin doesn't know my sexual orientation. and i never thought to come out to him, he's totally unacceptable with gays.

well, what can i say? i can only pray one day that a-guo will give up. to be honestly, even i'm a straight girl, i don't wanna hang out with him! he's shorter than me and he's a little bit fat (ok! i admit i judge people by their appearance at first, the outlook is really important i think).

maybe next time i'll just tell him that my boyfriend is unhappy about this. Orz

OH! i almost forget this!!
he is the one who asks my phone number in my 22-year life!! haha!!
and that's why even i feel like to yell dirty language but still write this log down to TRIBUT to him. a stupid man!